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Investigators are searching for a man who is purported to be offering sexual servitude for monetary gain! 31 year old Pedro Martinez is wanted for allegedly selling himself to four middle-aged white women investigators claim after a call about a suspicious vehicle being seen parked two blocks down from a local bank in an alleyway! It was assumed that Martinez could have been possibly staking out bank due to location, due to his frequent trips back and forth to the bank during tenure of investigation, however, the four women (identification withheld) were seen frequenting the van and bank accompanied by Martinez. A search warrant was granted to investigators which led to the discovery of a substantial amount of sexual paraphernalia and a twin mattress on the floor area where backseat should have been. Two of the four women were detained and cooperated with officials but Martinez and the remaining two women have not been located. If you know the whereabouts of Pedro Martinez, tell that nigga to introduce me to them rich Bytches so they can pay me for penga too!!????????

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