Naperville Police pepper spray & tasered a man in a disturbance call outside of SERVPRO

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Authorities from the Naperville Police Department responded to a disturbance call early this morning in the block of Centre Circle Drive , in the back of The Dump, to a man riding around in what seems to be a bicycle with a custom made Pink Dildo used as a seat. Bystanders heard loud grunts and weeping sounds coming from a "naked man on a bike."
Later identified as Raul Gamez, from the 0000 block of Melrose ave. Raul was tasered and pepper sprayed when refusing to comply with authorities. Lubricants and oils, along with his ID & a picture of the Backstreet Boys were found in his Fanny pack.
Raul later told authorities that he was getting ready for his trip to New Orleans and wanted to be in shape by doing a 20mile bike ride around the city.
The arresting officer, Officer Jacobo, released this statement, "In all my years on the force I have never had someone ask me if they could tongue punch my fart box while being arrested. It was definitely an uprising morning."
Naperville police Cmdr. Joe Florip said. Although the incident from this morning was a first. The residents of Naperville don't surprise me anymore. Just the other week we arrested a man named Steve-O, who was sitting in his vehicle with peanut butter on his genitals allowing his dog to lick it off. It's definitely a wildcard when our officers put on that uniform.
Naperville Mayor, Wayne Motley said he wants to revoke the use of any bicycles in the city of Naperville .

This article is related to: Bicycle, Naperville , Crime

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