Officer holds man at gunpoint to perform fallacio causing traffic jam in Upstate New York
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Man allegedly charged with lewd and lascivious conduct after being arrested at a red light. Poughkeepsie man was receiving oral satisfaction from an on duty female officer by the name of Becky A. Headphanie on High Street at 3:16 p.m. October 25th today. She is now on permanent leave and expulsion for misconduct and is also being charged for lewd acts. Man states the head was "ooouuu" and well worth the arrest. The man also noted he was cuffed to the wheel "she then proceeded to neck me" says Delgado. When I asked how this came about in his response he says.. "she was bored and asked me.. would I mind having fun and proceeded to advance me by winking, and playing with her hair and tongue. I was hypnotized by her greenish blue eyes among other things and one thing lead to another. "She threatened to shoot me also If didn't allow it" says Delgado. The officer pleaded guilty to all accounts as to eye witness John Murphy caught the entire lewd act for authorities on his iphone from his bedroom window. He said he kept hearing cars beeping so he looked outside and saw what looks like what he thought to be police brutality at first glance. At a closer look he noticed the man was recieving oral pleasure at gunpoint while cuffed to the steering wheel of a four door sedan with the hazzards on in broad daylight saying "Jesus take the wheel." John then stated "she was trying to snatch his soul... deadass B."
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