Oakland Man is wanted in connection with stealing Donald Trump's favorite hair piece

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On Tuesday morning October 25th, the famous hair piece of Presidential candidate Donald Trump has been reported stolen from the Trump enterprise building, as Trump awaken to find it missing. Security checked the security cameras to find that it was one of Trump's very own employees ( Melvin Johnson) who was seen on tape, sneaking into Trump's dressing room, snatching Trump's hair piece off of a manikin next to Trump's suit.
Trump planned to wear his hair piece and suit for his next event, the following morning October 26th 2016. Now that event has been cancelled due to Trump's low self-esteem issues. According to Las Vegas news sources, Donald Trump was very troubled about the incident.
Quoted from Trump himself " I loved the f****** hair piece".
He pressed charges on his former employee Melvin Johnson. Melvin was later arrested and told detectives that he was hired by Scid Howard III, who allegedly planned the whole thing. Las Vegas police has filed a warrent out for Scid Howard's arrest. He is known to be in Oakland California. Las Vegas PD has contacted the Oakland PD to to make an arrest on Howard. If anyone knows of Howard's whereabouts , you can contact your local authorities.

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