Most fragile boy in the world?
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AnthoNY Lima 14, of Taylor, PA is officially declared the most fragile boyou in the world. After last year's season ending knee ligament tear after making a tackle Anthony thought he was in the clear. What poor Anthony doesn't know is that a world of hurt was waiting for him. Yesterday 10/25/16 Anthony went for a tackle against Lackawanna Trail and ultimately got injured again. Anthony claims he did not know he broke every bone in his body until the x-rays came back. Our own react365 reporter Joe Snedeker got to speak with Anthony while he was recovering in the ICU. Joe - "Now when you went for the tackle did you think anything was going to happen" Anthony - " No I did not it was just a routine play" Joe - "So did you know that you broke every bone in your body including hurting your knee for a second year?" Anthony - "I did not at first I thought I just hurt my shoulder, but pointed at my bicep. But then I felt the pain. The trainer from (Lackawanna) Trail helped me up and I just screamed in pain ando at that point they called the waambulance and drove me to the ER." Joe - "Well Anthony I just got news from your coach that Angus Maines is now filling in for you against Carbondale. Now I do not know if this is good news or not, but I would like your opinion." Anthony - "It's good news, yeah it sucks, but (Angus) Maines is a much better athlete than me and I know he will be an amazing fill in for me." Well you heard the poor kid. Anthony all of us at react365 hope for you to get well and get stronger and better.
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