Rape was never done this way before and it might be the new thing on the Eastside of Saint Paul
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Centrell Green better known as Big Teezy or Big T was put on trial today for rape. It was never known to be done this way before. At 3:45 am October 25th Big T from the Rollin 60's Crip gang was videotaped while raping an old lady who didn't know what was really going on. Reports say that Big Teezy is known for his ability to manipulate people into thinking he's the Based God ( Lil B ) himself. As he was chanting " Rape God, Rape God, Rape God somehow she was put in a mental state where she was weak to his physical doings. The state of Minnesota is passing the case along to the Governments Secret Services because of its odd offensive. Centrell Green was released on bail today and police are warning people to stay away from the streets of Saint Paul after 3 am. The police are helping the citizens more than ever. This Monster is someone to look out for. If you see any weird Based God like activities going on please call the police for your safety because it might be Big T's doings. Be safe and get your child's and your love ones off the streets until further notice of the case. The Based God Rapist is on the streets! Don't be sorry be careful.
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