NEW LET'S MAKE A DEAL HOST CALLS JOB HIS "ONE TRUE DREAM IN LIFE!"

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Just weeks before filming was to begin on a new History Channel series, 43 year old Tom Colosimo made an abrupt change in plans, for himself and the History Channel.

 Last month the Newton Falls, Ohio man put the village of under 5,000 people on the map when initial contract negotiations were made with the History Channel for a reality style show called "Ohio Pickers", which was to be fashioned after the popular show "American Pickers".

But just this week when CBS producers contacted Colosimo to discuss the possibility of him hosting the popular Game show "Let's Name a Deal" the stakes changed as did the game. Colosimo immediately accepted the contact offer which was considerably lower than the History Channel offerings. When asked if he had given enough thought before he made his decision Colosimo's only comment was that money dpesnt matter when you are chasing a,dream. "Even being on the audience has always been my "bucket list"  I've always said that if I could have only one wish granted it would be having a role of any kind on the show." Colosimo went on to say that "by far, Let's Make A Deal is my favorite TV show ever! Now that I have this shot I don't ever want to look at another antique or even hear the work Picker!"

Colosimo's exuberance was so much beyond what CBS executives anticipated they flew him to their studios for a tour and explain his future with the show. The article photo shows a mock episode that was shot during his visit. Let's Make A Deal staff labeled Colosimo a "natural" for the quirky show, also saying that his trademark furry animal hat adds a special touch of class to the show! It has been verified that it's been over 30 years since Colosimo has worn the hat only taking it off to shower and when attending OSU Football games. The hat was a confirmation gift from the Colosimo family version of "That One Uncle Who Just Ain't Right." New episodes of LET'S MAKE A DEAL, featuring Colosimo air in February.

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