Lisa Merritt of Scranton, PA Refuses $10,000 Worth of Mulch! Joe of Joe & Sons Mulch Cashes In!
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Three tons of high quality mulch was purchased on September 12th of this year. Joe & Sons mulch was in awe to have a deal this big. "The mulch industry has been in decline for years now." Says Joe of Joe & Sons Mulch. "We were in shock when an order of this magnitude came in and the payment being completed. We Were ready to deliver the mulch the next day." However, Joe could not reach the Merritt residence; when they called, there was no answer. "We were prepared to keep the mulch in one of our trucks until we were able to make contact." Which they did. They were even more shocked to hear that the Merritt's seemed to not know mulch was supposed to be delivered or who payed. On top of that, they didn't even want the $10,000 worth of mulch that was rightfully hers. "We have a policy here at Joe & Sons Mulch that if we attempt to make a delivery 3 times and the owner has said they refuse receipt of the item, we as a company may return the mulch for full dividends." No one may know who paid for the mulch or why Lisa Merritt wasn't informed that she was the owner of $10,000 worth of mulch, but one thing is for sure, the refusal of the mulch may very well have saved Joe & Sons Mulch for closing it's doors for good. "We had enough money put away to retire and since we were in declining any way we were actually about to close down. But now we can stay open a couple more years and go to Hawaii in our off time. I don't know who you are but thank you Lisa Merritt!" He said with a big grin on his face.
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