Ryan Blanchard Arrested at age 16 for sexual assault
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Ryan Blanchard a Juinor at " Valley View High School " has been found Sexually assaulting " Jordan Zezeski, Mia Hazleton, and Alyvia Praefke... His first Victim Jordan "16" was sexually assaulted by Ryan on " August-21-2016 " She explained to Authorities that he licked her ass then started to bite on it then made out with it... Then proceeded to spit " Dip spit " in he Vagina.. Then after Began to hit her in the nose... His second victim Mia Hazleton explained to authorities that Ryan on the night of "September-22-2016" he Put a bag over her head drugged her.. She said she don't know where she was But heard another girl screaming. What she explained Ryan did to her is that He had smoked a Joint out of her ass and blew the smoke on her Boobs. And started slapping them.. Afterwards she woke up from that night she Was in chains and Ryan had told her " Don't say nothing or you and your family are dead ".. The final victim Was Alyvia Praefke and she has explained to authorities that The night of "October-23-2016" Ryan was at Sheetz and he walked up to her and said "Wanna get something to eat I'll buy you something if you want " Alyvia then proceeded to Follow Ryan to his car. While he was driving she said He demanded her to give him road head and She refused. He then proceeded to lock the doors and grab her hair and forced her to do this sexual activity. She said he said " Bitch Ima bout to make not cross eyed anymore " and took her to his trap house.. Where she said she was assulted again. According to authorities She said Ryan told her if she Doesn't get him Yeezy's He will pull out his 44 and shoot her the fuck up. And then he began to hit her with His 27 inch dildo. Ryan Blanchard has been locked up at the Lackawanna County prison and His bail is at $50,000
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