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Bret funari was arrested Monday for simple assault,possession of a celuar device to commit a crime,disorderly conduct, poaching,loitering ,Trespassing, in an incident early Monday morning. Police say funari was approached by the land owner an told to leave. Funari then started to get very irate an Irritated at the man,screaming yelling an cussing at the man saying I'm catching Pikachu! Thats when the land owner called 911. Police arrived on the scene shortly after the 911 call was made, to find funari hiding in a tall tree on the property. still yelling I'm catching pikachu. Thats when police Tryed to get funari down from the tree. Funari stated he wasn't coming down till pikacku was in his pokedeck. An intense stand off with funari lasted over an hour. Funari then screamed I got him, started to climb back down the tree then jumped braking his big toe.Police took him to the near by local hospital, where he was treat for a broke toe and released into police custody. Then taking to the county jail he is held there on a 100 dollar bail. Police say there's a court date scheduled for funari December 12,2016
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