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Pike county man wins lottery in Richmond kentucky. "$1.5 billion" Quit his job as a sales representative at a small car lot. Suddenly buys "one car, two houses and a double wide in Tennessee. His only reaction was "it's time I pay back the people that helped me".
"I scanned my ticket and it came up claim form, one million dollars.’ The gentleman [standing in line] behind me was like, ‘YEAHHH!!!’” That’s right, someone peeking over Thomas's shoulder let out a huge yell when he saw that Thomas had apparently just become an instant millionaire. It was definitely not the kind of attention the Richmond resident was looking for at that moment! “Luckily not too many people were at CVS. But yes, [the stranger] yelled, ‘Yeah!! Wow!!’ I just looked at him and smiled. I didn’t show any emotion. I just kept quiet and walked straight to my car!” Thomas decided the first thing he needed to do, once he got his $1 million ticket safely out of the store, was to drive to the place where he bought it (the liquor store) to make sure it was real. “I wanted to scan it again because I wasn’t sure the [Check-A-Ticket machine at the CVS store] was working [correctly],” the 21-year-old explained. “Oh absolutely I’m going to keep playing. I’ll keep playing the way I’ve been playing – any given day (Thomas purchased his winning ticket on Sunday, October 23rd). You can put that in the [news release] title – ‘Any Given Day' Thomas joked.
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