Leader of a local food gang arrested in sting operation.

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Alani Lewis, leader of the "Oxtail4lifeinyuhmuddacunt" gang was arrested at 12:20 a.m on October 27th, 2016. It is said that he is fascinated with the famous Jamaican dish and has a supplier who resides in Jamaica. The sophisticated operation that included smuggling huge amounts of oxtail and other things into the U.S. has been going on for some time. “These feens traffic oxtail, flour for dumpling, & cow foot to make soup throughout the United States, using established transportation routes and distribution networks,” the detectives on the seen told the media. National-level gangs and neighborhood gangs formed relationships with Lewis and the Oxtail4lifeinyuhmuddacunts to increase profits for their gangs through the foods distribution and transportation, for the enforcement of food payments, and for protection of food transportation corridors from use by rival gangs.”

Winston Banton,
New York Times

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