Thom yorke died at 48, OD at home
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Thomas Edward "Thom" Yorke (born 7 October 1968) is an English musician best known as the singer and principal songwriter of the alternative rock band Radiohead. A multi-instrumentalist, Yorke mainly plays guitar and piano, but also plays instruments including keyboards, bass, and drums, and works extensively with synthesisers, sequencers and programming. He is known for his falsetto vocals; in 2008, Rolling Stone ranked him the 66th greatest singer of all time.
It is believed that he overdosed at Oxford home at BST10pm after football game Manchested United vs Manchester City. Vocal of the disbanded Oasis - Noel Gallagher, called him and cried very hard for the City loss after the match. He then played the song of his own band Radiohead, daydreaming. Rumors said the song reminded him of his divorced wife again, and that triggered his long-term depression.
Justin Sweeting, the director of Hong Kong music festival Clockenflap, told the press that it is a great loss to the world. He tried to link the band with his 2016 line up but Thom replied he fucking hate the Communist Party of China and couldn't take a show in Hong Kong where it "belongs" to China. Glastonbury festival just announced Radiohead as their 2017 headline and further change of line-up will be announcement soon according to their website.
Althrough Halloween is coming, the mismatched tradition of April 1st day is applied to the above case. Thank you for your attention. more productive comfortable not drinking too much regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries at ease eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) a patient better driver a safer car (baby smiling in back seat) sleeping well (no bad dreams) no paranoia careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole) keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in wall) favours for favours fond but not in love charity standing orders on sundays ring road supermarket (no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants) car wash (also on sundays) no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate nothing so childish at a better pace slower and more calculated no chance of escape now self-employed concerned (but powerless) an empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) will not cry in public less chance of illness tires that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) a good memory still cries at a good film still kisses with saliva no longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick that's driven into frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness) calm fitter, healthier and more productive a pig in a cage on antibiotics
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