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Breaking the bay city police and bay county sheriff's are investigating and family that has went nuts and got hooked on the elicit drug waka FLACKA to which the oldest cousin is charged with selling it to the younger one's in exchange for Pornhub likes.Police arrested a 33year old male which they are not releasing his name due to a federal indictment which will be handed down later this week but we do know he was arrested at his home in the 300 block of farragut also nate depotty was arrested in the woods off of Cass Ave ,he had no clothes on a flocka pipe hanging out his mouth and a but plug inserted in his anus,and a 3rd arrest was made of one Danielle depotty she was arrested at the trashy budget inn motel formally known as the( Empire )motel with a large amount of flocka.When nate and Danielle where questioned by police they where pretty straight forward and flat out snitched on the older cousin saying he keep them high and all they had to do was like his male on male pornhub video's to generate hype and keep him a float with his struggling porn carrier which first off his little dick having ass is not equipped for.Nate admitted to smoking 5 to 6 grams of flocka a day while Danielle stated she has never smoked or snorted the substance it's a waste i straight booty roll plus my ass loose as a goose anyways so it fits snug.they have been arraigned in 74th district court in bay county and held on a 50,000 dollar cash bond for deliever of a controlled substance and possession of sex toys with int to penetrate will under the influence of a drug the first charge Carrie's 20 years if convicted the second is only a misdemeanor but they should get some serious counselling for that charge if you ask me. They will have a preliminary hearing in 14 days....
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