The real story behind the "Dream Team"

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Oh, the Dream Team. Nobody really knows who they are but the few who do know of them refer to them as "oh those losers?" You may wonder what that dream is they speak of but one can only assume they're aspiring to be a lit as the brotherhood known as the Dirty South Boys (DSB), the skate crew that not only actually has talent unlike the "Dream Team", but throw the most lit parties around. The Dream Team is a group of extremely unintelligent, idiotic boys who don't really "do" anything, their "leader" (if you can call him that), Chase Wilson not only looks like a prepubescent twat but acts like one too. Guess he gets it from his older brother Haden, who looks like a skeleton with a wet Donald trump wig on. And it stills confuses people why any one of them would think that anyone would dream of being on there team because what the hell are they a team of? They literally don't do anything but sit around and pretend to be somebody when in reality, around here in RoCo, the names Ryan Tilley, Harry Bracken, Julio Valdez, Brandon Gill and so on, are pretty well known names around here. So just remember Chase and his Oompa Loompa lookin ass minions, the only reason anybody even knows who you are is because you fucked with the wrong crew.
-Sincerely,
A non-member of DSB

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