Burbank Homeless Man Named "T" Wreaks Havoc on Local Residents
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For the past 15 years the city of Burbank, located between Glendale and Van Nuys, has been regarded as one of the safest communities in Los Angeles. Things seem to be changing.
Over the course of the last several weeks there have been over one dozen formal complaints with the City of Burbank's community affairs office...and they're all for the same reason.
Residents have come forth stating that a naked black male, who the residents claim has identified himself only as "T" by screaming it while humping statues in their gardens early in the morning hours.
Three of the residents have submitted CCTV footage to the Burbank Police Department all of which supposedly shows the face of the man behind this gruesome act.
A $5,000 reward is being offered for anyone with information that will lead to the arrest of the man identified as "T". He is described as an African American male about 5 foot 10 inches tall, weighing between 230lbs-300lbs, his oenis approximately 3.5 inches long.
Please call (818) TIP-COPS to leave an anonymous tip and claim cash reward.
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