World renowned burger chef under federal probe accused of stealing Mcdonalds secrets
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Kalamazoo Michigan . World renowned burger chef Trevor L Thor of Kalamazoo Michigan currently employed by the Red Robin restaurant chain has been accused of stealing Mcdonalds secrets to make their burgers better . In an ongoing federal probe it has been found that Thor has visited several Mcdonalds through the years allegedly to steal their secrets . Don Kosty owner of several area Mcdonalds restaurants was asked about this . He replied "Mcdonalds has set the industry standard for high quality burgers for decades there is no way Red Robin could compete without stealing our secrets . Just the fact alone they use beef lets me know they are copyiny us because we also use beef so its pretty obvious they are stealing our secrets " When asked what punishment Thor should face Mr. Kosty stated " Burn that son of a bitch and ban him from ever making another burger again . " Thor declined comment other than to say " Fuck Mcdonalds they cant beat our meat " Mr. Kosty responded by saying " Ive been beating meat for years i can surely beat his meat too . " This investigation is ongoing but if convicted Thor is facing several life sentences in Guantanamo Cuba and is very likely to be convicted due to mounting evidence .
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