Clown mob target seaside town Whitehaven as police fear's grow
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A Social networking group known as Clown Apocalypse has targeted Whitehaven, a small seaside town in on the coast in Cumbria as what they are calling there "coup de grâce".
Peter McCall Cumbria Police comitioner has released the following statement
"We have been made aware of these clowns with events happening all over the UK in the last month or so.
The threats made by the group clown apocalypse are to be taken with the upmost seriousness and we are deploying extra units with armed response teams on standby.
Our main concern is the safety of the people of whitehaven, though this group say they are none violent there has been a lot of discussion among the group about the whitehaven purge."
The Purge a 2013 horror movie in which one night a year people can chose to participate in a lawless environment in which murder is not deemed a crime may be what the group is referring too.
There have already been reports of clowns around Cumbria as early as 7am this morning.
Any people in the local area of whitehaven should exercise extreme vigilance should they sight any of these clowns.
Though the threats may be a bit of haloween fun they must be taken with caution.
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Alistair Watson - the telegraph online
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