Former High School Basketball Standout Facing A Bid!
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Torrey Simeon, a former Barbe High Basketball 3-point specialist could be facing up 30 minutes on jail for reportedly running around McNeese State University campus dressed as a clown! Though it was hard to tell a local student, Artensia Batiste of Marksville, LA said she identified the suspect by his shoulder width. After viewing the camera footage Batiste explained "Yeap, that is indeed him, he's the only student with that shoulder width!" Dean Of Housing, Mr. Mark said "I'm not surprised its always the quiet ones that dress up as clowns, I am just happy we captured him. Somebody could've been hurt." The campus is in Awe as this is one of the first incidents of clowns in Lake Charles. When asked to speak to reporters Torrey simply said "OK" and gave us the Kobe face. Residents are in fear of his timely release, and say the will start a petition for increased jail-time! Girlfriend, Artensia says " It could've been my brother, don't do no crime around me cause I'll tell on you in a heartbeat, who cares anyway he never bought me no make-up." Simeon is currently awaiting trial, and is in house arrest until a judge declares release!
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