Harlem Church Cook/Comptroller Is Out Of Line!
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Friday, October 28th, 2016 [10:00am]
According To Local Precinct & Harlem Community Officials, Harlem Resident. Lil T. Nickelson was arrested on Thursday morning while on her way to cook pork chops for the homeless and STI infected shelter.
The precinct received mysterious complaints of a female Harlem church comptroller trying to lure male slim darkskinned clergy and religious officials into eating food on various occasions.
This past week the saint of the village of harlem had ENOUGH!
Last Sunday afternoon, After Nickelsons' official service where she serves as church comptroller (Church information not available). Nickelson cooked at at the historic Mother African Methodist Episcopal Zion Church left a note for one of the male slim darkskinned deacons saying "Leftovers at 212 West 140th Street New York N.Y. 10030...Apt: 5A".
The chairman deacon went to the address and Nickelson had her feet done and legs open with a note on her apartment door saying "Come on in, Deacon Walker". After he enter, he ran away traumatized to the alter of his church sanctuary. Members of the church called Local authorities after finding their Chairman of Deacon Tramatized and in distress. The proper action was then needed
Charges are Pending! For any information that will help the authorities put Nickelson away for good, Call 1(866) New York State Crimestoppers | 24/7 Hotline 1-866-313-TIPS (8477)
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