TEENS OF BROOKVILLE, YELLOWBATTER & NEWFIELD ON HIGH ALERT
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Teenagers in Brookville, Yellowbatter and Newfield are on high alert this evening in anticipation of the annual raid on Halloween collections by teens from neighbouring Moneymore. The annual raid, which sees swarms of kids from Moneymore attempt to steal tyres and pallets from the collection of nearby housing estates the night before Halloween, is expected to happen later than usual this year due to Halloween falling on a Bank Holiday. In previous years, the raids would have to be completed by 12am due to the fact that participants would have to be in school the following morning, however, since Halloween falls on the Bank Holiday this year, it means that the raids can take place at a much later time, and run into the early hours if necessary.
"This year is gonna be even madder, cos we're going round with a load of bangers, and anyone who tries to stop us is getting blown up to bits, so he is", said one Moneymore youth, who chose to remain anonymous.
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