Local Drag Queen Found Working in Brothel.
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Could this be the end for local gal Miss Mona Lotte? Close friends of the drag queen, 30-ish (from what we can assume from her photos), have voiced their concerns. One who wished to stay anonymous had this to say "I've known Garry (Mona) for a long time now, and I'd love to say this is totally of character for him, but to be quite honest I'm more surprised it's taken this long for people to find out". Some harsh words there, but is it kind to be cruel?
Miss Mona was found at the known brothel on the 29th October 2016. Police were originally alerted to the disappearance of the drag queen after she left a holloween party but never made it home. Her flatmate refused to comment on the subject saying only that it was a "sensitive matter" and that it wasn't his place to say.
Mona was found after the featured photo surfaced on social media, uploaded by one of her clients. The upload was subject to a lot of critical comments from people that know Mona.
"She's a right spooky bitch, have you seen that coat? Looks like something my gran died in" was just one of the comments.
Mona is currently being held in custody to await sentencing on November 5th. Hopefully her trial goes better than the Gunpowder Plot!
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