Texas Husband and Father surfs in Lake Lewisville to save holiday fireworks.

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By Daisy Christian | [email protected] | Lake Lewisville Daily News.

Bonfires, brisket, and baseball are alive and well in Texas but a recent news story has threatened some of the best fireworks celebrations in Texas.

Families all over north Texas were in a panic after a news story revealed that Lake Lewisville was postponing their fireworks show due to dangerous waters.

Denton resident and, Ilaf Atnews, promised his wife and sons a day on the lake with boating, fishing and fireworks. After reading a report of an area fisherman catching a fresh water shark, Ilaf realized the words he spoke were to become an empty promise.

"I'm a man of my word", said Ilaf. "If they need proof of safe water for fireworks shows to continue, I will prove this water is safe." as he swam out to Gotcha, an inlet near Lake Lewisville Beach, also known as the location of the lake's strongest riptide.

Atnews scorched the lake waves on his Polynesian Perfection Balsa Board lighting fireworks from his board with a tiki torch.

In hopes of protecting more people from performing dangerous stunts such as this, the Texas Deartment of Wildlife and Parks has issued a burn ban on Polynesian Perfection Balsa SurfBoards.

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