Local Goffstown NH woman unearths an enormous buried stash of stolen girl scout cookies.
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Sat. July 15th. while spending some relaxing afternoon quiet time gardening in the back yard of her Goffstown home, homeschooling mother of four, Mrs. Starr Skinner happened upon what could possibly be described as the largest stash of stolen girl scout cookies
ever "unearthed" ?.
Yes!, as Mrs. Skinner dug holes and planted her fresh herbs & flowers, she HIT THE MOTHER LOAD!
" all of a sudden I just smelled peppermint, not just any peppermint, not from my fresh herbs, but that distinct, unmistakable decadent heavenly odor of peppermint mixed with chocolate".
She says that as the mouth watering fragrance struck her nose, she began to see boxes in the earth as she dug. she quickened her pace and began jumping with joy in disbelief as she unearthed over 150 boxes of Thin Mints!.
"at first I was in utter disbelief, I began to pick them up out of the ground and wipe the dirt form the boxes, I was overcome with this very deep instinctual urge, to hide them all in the attic and keep this incredible find all to myself!".
She pondered and weighed her options, with much thought and finally the realization that the cookies were probably stolen from some sweet little girl scouts, Starr decided that the best course of action would be to alert the authorities and make them aware of her once in a lifetime fantastical find!.
As the officers on the scene began to remove the boxes from the large hole in the ground, Starr says her eyes welled up with tears and her heart began to become very heavy.
"I just knew that I was doing the right thing, but really? talk about going from cloud nine to facing the hard reality of seeing those Thin Mints being swept away into the trunks of police cruisers, never to be consumed and enjoyed by yours truly?, it crushed me!"
The officers took a very bizarre and one of a kind statement from the homeowner and as Starr adamantly stated,
"they asked some of the most wild, strange and outlandish questions i have ever heard!"
One neighboring tenant declined to be interviewed, However another local resident across the road gave her thoughts on what may have transpired.
as if this incident was not strange enough, speaking with the neighboring tenant, this unique & quite colorful Goffstown native believes,
"this is most certainly an act of God Almighty! those cookies ought to be distributed among the Thin Mint loving residents of elm st."
At this time, there is no break in the case.
Goffstown Police are asking locals to call in with any and all leads or information that may lead to the arrest of the thieving mastermind culprit(s) behind this freakish Thin Mint heist.
(603) 497-4858
There have been no responses or return calls from the local girl scout troop. many attempts to interview or question the troop regarding this incident came up short and empty with no further information.
Some would think that Mrs. Skinner would have gotten some sort of reward at the very least. after all, she did accomplish the bulk of earth removal and deep digging that massive hole in her yard!.
But alas, this painfully honest wife, upright mother and remarkable "Nancy Drew" protege, must try her very best to remain positive and find peace and rest, knowing that she did the "right thing".
just doesn't seem like justice was served here, not even a single cookie!
THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD!.
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