Hillary Email Trial Set
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Hillary Clinton's email case has finally made as prosecutable. U.S. Supreme Court 4th and 7th districts have filed criminal negligence in the case of her 30,000 missing emails. Preliminary hearings will be heard from both sides starting September 29th, 2017. U.S. President Donald Trump has applauded the 4th & 7th U.S. Supreme Court Districts for their hard and persistent work, The President & most Americans are hoping for a Guilty verdict. News broke after Fake News CNN ( Communist News Network ) said Hillary was free and away from any legal jurisdiction of crime from the U.S. Government while she hid away in the cement jungles of North Korea. It is apparent to us here in America that Kim Jong Un has absolutely no control who is entering his country. He says he takes no prisoners into his country or let them leave the communist country. We would like to thank all Alex Jones for the freshest stories on the news market for the day. What a saint! Be safe out there we heard Chelsea Clintons plastic surgery is coming off from being unglued about her mothers situation. While this all goes on you can Bill Clinton enjoying a vacation down in Cancun with Michelle Obama. What a world we live in.
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