Local Fayetteville Woman Found Partly Unconscious in Street

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Fayetteville, N.C.- At around 5:30 a.m. this morning, Fayetteville Police Department (F.P.D.) responded to a call of a woman lying partly unconscious in the middle of Bingham Drive. The woman has been identified as 20 year old, Tamra Johnson of Fayetteville.

Deputy William Cromartie was the first on the scene. "She was highly disoriented, and couldn't tell me what her name was," Cromartie said. "She seemed distraught, but said she had to get back to someone to tell him she loved him". Deputy Cromartie said Johnson held a note that said 'Sincerely Yours Truly, lyrics for us', and seemed extremely upset when they parted it from her screaming, 'No, that's not yours. I have to give him those lyrics. He likes to rap for me'.

Paramedics said that Johnson suffered a slight head injury with some minor bleeding. Paramedics also accounted her behavior to the injury she sustained when her head hit the pavement. "It seems she became fatigued from dehydration and fell out here in the street," Emergency Medical Technician (E.M.T.) Aaron Smith said. "She could have a concussion but refuses to go to the hospital."

Records show that Johnson was in a one man car accident in September of 2015. Johnson had rolled in an SUV after hitting a ditchbank while speeding in wet weather conditions. "Considering she didn't go to the hospital after her first accident, she could suffer some brain damage from a hidden injury," Smith said.

Johnson was taken back home around 4 a.m. to the community she lives in. No further information as to why she was out so late at night, or who she was trying to deliver the note to can be given at this time.

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