Behind the scenes: The Christopher Letendre Story
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One of Manchester, New Hampshire's biggest shit talkers "Christopher Legendre" finally reveals his passion of men. "Tire Warehouse" tire tech by day, "Breezy Way" greeter by night. In our interview Friday night with Mr.Lentendre he mention what turns his "Fancy On" "When I was in highschool I was the outcast with my juggalo friends and just didn't fit in, but now in my man hood I realized it wasn't breast or vagina's that I was into. It's the penis is what's amazing. Yes, I have my own but the difference of a man with two testicles is fantastic to hold in my palm during oral. I guess this has the media wondering, two testicles? Many years back I had a horrible accident that left me with one working and one limp testicle. But I can live by the words "I bust a nut" and not that "I nutted!" Also in our interview we asked: " what do you love about your nightly club life?" " I love that I can wear my short shorts, combat boots, aviator's. I feel like I'm in my comfort zone. The way the men smile and wink at me in my Lieutenant Dangle outfit make me feel like I have a place here on this corrupted earth. The ass smacks and the pee pee touches just make it a magical experience. I wouldn't change it for anything in this world. Lastly we asked: "You ever miss the touch of a women?" No way to many feelings and they are just a bunch of whores who are into you one day and their ex the next. The way a man on man relationship is to me is likr car parts dropped off by the sexy UPS man. The feeling is unexplainable. A man is always going to be who he is from day to day. Finally we asked: "anything you want to tell everyone reading?" Yes, Lieutenant Dangle Out!
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