Mcdade gets trampled
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Local fish boy will mcdade has recently been trampled upon on the STARTING field goal unit team on varsity. Mcdade claims to be the star of field goal, however mcdade openents think otherwise. Mcdade is know for stopping in his tracks like a deer in headlights on the football field. As proven by his herrendous stats, his value as a lineman with a future has drastically tanked after many pancakes on mcdade. On the contrary of mcdade football field blunders he is known to be the hightstown horder where you can not see his living room floor due to the houses dump like characteristics. However mcdade continues to hence the fact he is the hightstown bozo who's pit stains burst through his shirt like the Niagra falls after he steps out of his door. Yet his his house seems like there had been a world war in his kitchen.mcdade states after he attends the pen state recruit camp" this is just the beginning " well folks this is the ending.This is Harvey pilpjigget signing off.
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