COUPLE WANTED FOR TICKILNG BUTTHOLES AND TAPING IT !
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A newly -Wed new York couple, has been labeled as "wanted" by the Nypd , for breaking and entering. The couple has broken into more than 50 homes in the Bronx area. Shockingly taking nothing but leaving citizens victimized,by tickling buttholes while finding it amusing. "The lady really likes it, she Just stood there, telling him to. 'I like the way you tickle that ass pat' she told him while she film man . I was terrified never had my butt hole tickled in my damn life! and I'm a grown ass man! " says a source who wishes his identity to be kept private. Nypd suggest, to stay on the safe side, people should hide they're kids,hide there wives, and hide there husbands ,cause they are tickling every asshole out here "theyre out there. They move fast. But we're on it. We will catch them, and dispose off every ass tickling tape! " an officer tells ABC7 if news. If you wake up and see these two, ticking your butt hole and filming it, locals suggest dial 911, offer them squares, or let them play candy crush on your phone, to keep them calm until authorities arrive.
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