Chris brown Brutally beats Heaven
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At approximately 5:00 pm last week Chris brown was seen walking by pacific high school, and out of excitement Heaven Eunice ran Towards mr.brown and began to feel up on him. So Chris a famous Women beater started to slap Heaven until she was unconscious...when paramedics woke heaven up she began to Say "Chris Where Is My Husband, Chris"! With tears falling down her eyes she ran to the police vehicle Chris was being held and told deputies to Let Chris out the car it was all a mis understanding. Chris repeatedly yelled "no fuck u idk u". Heaven Walked away from the car with tears and Told reporters that her and Chris Brown were married and She Doesn't know what came over him. Chris brown will be Held for court next month on the 20th for Assualt on a minor and suspicion of sex offending. Heaven Is Now safe. Chris is working on getting a restraining order against Heaven and Still is trying to prove he doesn't know her...we don't Believe him.
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