Phoney Mechanics
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Stan thought his typical Friday was going as planned, until he took his vehicle in for a quick oil change and tire rotation. After he dropped his car off, he went to grab a bite to eat with his buddy. Matt Shultz, the mechanic who completed all the work, finished up early. He relaxed in the customers car and changed the presets on the radio. He noticed the interior was pretty dirty. Matt grabbed a vacuum and cleaned out the inside for free. While cleaning Matt stumbled across a Samsung Note 7 still in the box. He checked out his surroundings then opened the box and took the phone out. He placed it into his pocket and did a happy dance. Matt finally received the best tip ever for his services. Stan picked up his car and left happy. When Stan got home he was in disbelief. The present his wife opened wasn't in the box. Matt had the present in his pocket and was a happy thief. Should have switched over to sbc mobile.
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