Local trethomas boy kyle Fudgell arrested!
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Local trethomas boy kyle Fudgell age 18, has been arrested on attempted murder, last night at 8:34 kyle was walking home from his girlfriend alisha's house and saw two young boys walking past 7to11 with a blue sparco tow strap in there hand and talking about how they had robbed it from a Peugeot 206, kyle recognised these boys straight away as they tried to rob from his broken £50 Peugeot before he then followed the boys two there home in castle view and just before they got home to see there family kyle took both of them into the back lane were him and his cousin Ben beat both of them up until they were an inch from death, kyle and Ben then took the boys up to Caerphilly moutain and penatrated the boys for at least an hour after that kyle and Ben took the boys home to his house and tied them up in a shed all night while kyle let his bird rocko eat the flesh of them. The next morning kyle and Ben woke up in a prison together and are sentenced for 20 years and rumor has it that the boys are in hospital and are an getting better but the boys will always have the memory all because of a £2.50 tow strap!
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