Dogs hold up liquor store in Covington

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Five Dobermans entered a liquor store wearing studded collars and what appeared to be custom made saddle bags to fit each dog. Witnesses say that each dog wore unique colors so it was easy to tell them apart. "The one with the red collar was obviously the ring leader." stated bystander Julie Mulroney. "He was also the one who urinated on the pop display on his way out." another witness Cena Davis said. The K-9s were well trained and very disciplined, as they calmly walked through the door as one unsuspecting patron was leaving and actually held the door open for the first dog, who then held it open while the remaining crew followed. That's when, according to witnesses, the "Red Dog" jumped into the counter with a note for the cashier demanding he put all of the money into the saddle bag. Meanwhile the rest of the team, "Blue Dog", "Green Dog", "Yellow Dog" and "Purple Dog" were filling each other's bags with snacks and beef jerky. "Green Dog even took a little girl's HoHo on his way to the door! What an asshole move!" Others agreed, "Yeah man! That sh*t ain't right dawg!" The leader then seemed to stretch his neck out as if he heard something, and jumped from the counter and pushed through the out door. The rest followed. They were last seen piling into a black van which sped off down Madison Pike. "That's not something you see everyday. It's one for the books." It's all the stunned cashier would say.

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