Man Charged With Assault in The Second Degree For Slapping McDonalds Employees After And Order Came Out Incorrectly
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(Latravious Brown ) Suspect.
Witnesses Say Brown came into a local McDonald's and demanded 100 Big Macs And 30 Lrg Fries , And 20 (20 Peice) Chicken McNuggets Also Brown Is Also Facing Charges For Fraud For Giving Fake Money . One Lady Said Once He got his order He just lost it " What the Fu*K Is This Bs Is bullshit and said who made this shit " I.C Weiner Said When the cook who made the Big Macs got bitch slapped So Hard McDonald's He Is currently suing McDonald's For Putting A Employee Indanger Because They Know That Aka Tresos Don't play That shit. After Employle "Lil Bitch" Was Assulted Suspect Brown Went Back Into The Back and made his own food while making off with 20 Apple Pies And 250 Boxes Of Sauce When Asked Why are you taking The sauce Brown Stated That " This Is What they punk Ass get for Only Giving me two Sauces For A 20 Piece "If You have any details Or Know Whereabouts Call 1-800-Crimestopers
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